Members
Andrew Norton

Collegiate bean boy turned grain exporter, Andrew blends agricultural expertise with a passion for sports. Despite his 2021 championship victory, in recent years, his squad is a fallow field where victories never bloom.
Chris Wahrman

Hamburger expert and former sweetheart prince, Chris combines his love for drawing with a passion for video games. As a marketer, don’t let him fool you, his organization is the losingest in league history.
Collin Green

Crane constructor by day, ankle sprains by night, Collin thrives in the great outdoors. This mechanical engineer loves lake getaways and cold beers. Much like his stride, his team waddles across the field.
Connor Lamb

Former teen heart throb and skeletal software consultant, Connor is a caring husband and father of one. While victorious in 2022, his team is a train stuck in reverse. He spends his free time losing all types of competitions.
John Gilmore

A lover of MLMs and waffles, John is a true enthusiast of both the sharp edge of knives and the soft fur of cats. This business owner and Mizzou grad holds the record for lowest total points scored in a single season.
Jordan Bosch

Diet Carl Lentz and former university class president, Jordan is a proud dad, loving husband, and physical therapist. Unfortunate for him, his closet has more shoes than his team has wins.
Matthew O’Neil

A history buff with a passion for trains (probably), this caring father thrives on home improvement. True to his roots, this project manager embodies the country spirit, whether it’s building fires or watching his team go up in flames.
Ryan Zisman

A savant with numbers and software, Ryan combines his love for games and math into a symphony of strategy. Holding the record for most all time points, the league views him as a mentor and father figure.
Samuel Arends

Transitioning from an officer of the law to an executive assistant and long distance athlete, he navigates life’s fairways about as well as those on the golf course. To this husband and father, wins are as elusive as the sands of Dune.
Spencer Mobley

Flagship subscriber to ESPN5, Spencer juggles life as a husband and father of twins. With a big head full of ideas, he aims to win another championship after his victory the inaugural year.
Travis Cotton

This sales guy and stereotypical youth pastor dances through life to the beat of his own drum. Although you may only hear from Travis once a year, he somehow leads our league in wins.
Trey Kennedy

Balding influencer with over 12 million followers, Trey captivates hearts through his music and comedy. Trey is a husband and father who enjoys the thrill of competition despite still recovering from his crippling gambling debt.