This week, we switched things up, literally. See the below power rankings of the KC Guyz as if they were the KC Gals.
KC Gal Rankings for 2024:
A Tier: Very Demure
Christina Wahrman, World Wahr III
- Christina has the face of a person who could’ve won Blue Valley West’s Sweetheart Princess, but didn’t because she “wasn’t that into it.”
B Tier: Very Mindful
Ryanne Zisman, FSB Zuggernauts
- Ryanne was class president and current career ladder-climber. She drives a Lexus and won’t deign to talk to you.
Maddie O’Neil, Median Men
- Maddie earned her degree in Human Resource Management to achieve her goals of mid-management at a local small business.
Tammy Kennedy, Dream Team
- Tammy channels strong early 2000s Amanda Bynes energy.
C Tier: Not Mindful
Penny Mobley, Achane’s Army
- Penny makes dogs and Starbucks her entire personality.
Jan Gilmore, Can You Take Me Higher?
- In high school, Jan worked at Dollar General in her small town. After graduating from her state university, she moved back in with her parents (and her cat).
Connie Lamb, The Show
- Connie is always one water bottle behind the trend. Currently rocking a 30 oz Stanley she fills with diet coke.
Andi Norton, Brock Hard
- Andi still posts Facebook profile pics and uses flower filters for her photos.
Sammie Arends, Shake and Bake
- Sammie is a waitress at the local golf clubhouse, annoyed she must put down her phone to take your order.
D Tier: Not Demure
Jordy Bosch, Noah’s Flood
- Jordy looks just like her sister, and could pass as the ugly twin.
Coleen Green, Rambo 🖕
- Coleen has a hard time getting into PG-13 movies without parental consent.
Tracy Cotton, Blessed + Highly Favored
- Tracy is the last person you’d want to face in the A-gap.
Week 5 Recap
- Girl Dads now 7-1 in non-divisional matchups.
- Norton beats undefeated Kennedy, now 5-0 against him all time.
- Mobley on 5 game win streak.
- Kennedy fails to pass second mid-season rule change.
- Zisman completes trade with Lamb to create QB/WR stack, benches the WR.
- Bosch loses another player to IR.
- Arends wins 5-way bid for Jalen Tolbert.
- Wahrman wins 5-way bid for a Defense playing against the Browns.
League Legacy Standings:
Message of the week:
Week 6 Preview
Matchup Overview:
All the best,
Office of the Commissioner
KC Guyz 