KC Guyz

Preseason Newsletter

As the commissioner for the people we are excited to take you to the next level of fantasy entertainment with the below analytics:

1. Ryan Zisman:
   • Most points all time (5,387.72) by 300+ points and 750+ points over league median.
   • Highest points per game average in the 99th percentile.
   • Best all-play win percentage: 70% (highest win % if playing every team every week).
   • Most points and missed playoffs (1904.58 in 2021).
   • Highest ever single week score of 190.38 (2020).
   • “Stands with math.”
2. Travis Cotton:
   • Most wins of all time (27) by 4 wins.
   • Only player to never have a losing season.
   • Fewest single season messages sent: 9. (2022).
3. Matt O’Neil:
   • Fewest points & made playoffs (1467.34 in 2020).
   • Only player to go 0-7 against opponent.
4. Aaron VanWormer:
   • Only player to go 7-0 against opponent.
5. Jordan Bosch:
   • Most blowout wins (winning by 40% or more): 12.
6. Chris Wahrman:
   • Longest losing streak (12).
   • Never had a winning record.
7. Trey Kennedy:
   • Most losses all time (T-26).
   • Worst average points (averaging 7% below league average).
8. Sam Arrends:
   1. Best win % at 71% and 20-8 record.
   2. Easiest all time schedule (where opponents average 7% below league average).
9. Collin Green:
   1. Most losses all time (T-26).
   2. Never had a winning record.
10. Andrew Norton:
    • Most points scored in championship (201.74)
    • Has never won a game against Spencer, Jordan, or Zane.
11. John Gilmore:
    • Fewest points scored in a single season: 1,295.02 (2020).
12. Connor:
    • Loser to the biggest blowout (2022 Week 3 loss to Travis by 91.32)
13. Spencer:
    • Fewest points scored in a playoff matchup (55.26 in week 16 of 2021).
    • 0-4 against Sam.
14. Zane:
    1. Most points ever scored against him in a single game (190.38).
    2. Most single season messages sent at 327 in the 99th percentile. (2022).