Draft Review: 2023

By Office of the Commissioner, Editor-in-Chief

Preseason Newsletter

Today we celebrate the last day before the 2023 kickoff game and review our draft results from Draft Day, Tuesday, September 5, 2023. 

The WORST DRAFT of 2023 goes to the owner of a team whose overall record is 15-26, who has never had a winning season, who is tied for the league record in most losses, and was the loser of the 2021 season. This year’s worst draft goes to justwahrmanup, owner of team Estoy Aquí, and the owner who is very clearly still warming up.

The BEST DRAFT of 2023 goes to the owner of a team whose overall record is 20-21, who despite finding himself in the 2020 Toilet Bowl and 2-5 to start the 2022 season, bounced back to win it all with a 10-game win streak. This year’s best draft goes to cklamb, owner of The Show, and the owner of the hottest franchise in league history.

Below are the rankings for all teams, according to the Football Guys

ScoreOwnerTeam Name
A-cklambThe Show
A-jordancboschThe Terrordome
A-ryanzismanFSB Zuggernauts
A-TheJohnGilmoreRoom 40
B+aaronvanwormerPresented by Crypto.com
B+anorton92Norton Nation
B+collardgreenRambo 🖕
B+scarendsKaren-o 911
BitszaneKirk’s Cousin
BoneilsFlorida Men
BSpencerMobleyTBD
BTKBigBucketzCucker Carlson
BTravifcBlessed + Highly Favored
C+justwahrmanupEstoy Aquí

Thank you,

Office of the Commissioner