High Flyers and Unbalanced Rivalries

By Office of the Commissioner, Editor-in-Chief

Week 3 Newsletter

We roll out the proverbial red carpet for an owner who’s soared into the hallowed halls of the Weekly Highest Scores top 10. Aaron VanWormer, owner of Presented by Crypto.com, catapulted himself into the 9th overall position, reaching a season-high score of 170.08 points. In this meteoric rise, Aaron unceremoniously bumped John Gilmore, owner of the rebranded sensation “I Stand for IR,” to 10th overall, where he memorably notched up 169 points (ha 69) in his Week 11 matchup of 2021.

Let’s not forget to tip our hats to the performances of powerhouses like Kirk’s Cousin and The Terrordome, producing jaw-dropping averages of 130+ points per week! These teams are setting the league on fire and proving that in this cutthroat league, excellence knows no bounds. Speaking of excellence…Connor Lamb, owner of The Show, starts his season 0-3 mirroring his winning strategy from 2022.

With nine teams sitting at 2-1, this is anyone’s league to take, and the suspense is palpable. Below we list the Week 4 preview with these highlighted matches:

  1. Kirk’s Cousin is 4-0 against Rambo.
  2. We-fense is 3-0 against Cucker Carlson.
  3. TLaw and Order is 2-0 against C-.

Thank you,

Office of the Commissioner