By John Gilmore, Contributing Writer
Ode to Green
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your team will crap the bed
There’s nothing you can do
I don’t need Pickens, Njoku, or Rice
I just need some luck
Your team is quiet as mice
And they watch like a cuck
Joe Burrow is bad
So is your team name
When you call me dad
You’ll do so without shame
My team is destined for peaks
Your team plays like bum
When I clap those cheeks



