KC Guyz

Dads vs. Lads

By Office of the Commissioner, Editor-in-Chief

As the season nears its end, we find ourselves with just a handful of newsletters remaining, so we’re taking this time to review a few of our worst ideas as well as other fun year-end reviews. In addition, we remind everyone of the commissioner election on January 5th. Make your voice heard.

In today’s newsletter:

  • Power Ranking our Worst Ideas
  • KC Guyz Wrapped
  • Dads vs. Lads
  • This week’s recap and next week’s preview

Power Ranking our Worst Ideas

Behind every successful newsletter is a pile of ideas that never made it past the cutting-room floor. Some were too outrageous, others too tedious. Here are our worst, ranked:

S Tier: Very Bad Ideas

  • [Redacted]
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A Tier: Bad Ideas

  • Power Ranking the KC Guyz by their pets.
  • Power Ranking the KC Guyz by their homiesexuality.

B Tier: Okay, But Not Great Ideas

  • Predicting each KC Guy’s presidential vote based solely on their LinkedIn profile picture.
  • Analyzing public voting records from the last election.
  • Power Ranking the KC Guyz by their Sleeper username.

C Tier: Time Consuming Ideas

  • Power Ranking the KC Guyz by their Christmas light displays.
  • FLEX spot usage analysis for RB, WR, and TE.
  • Calculating the total jail time for each roster.

KC Guyz Wrapped

Thanks to our friends at Fantasy Football Wrapped, we’re delivering personalized analytics for the KC Guyz. Check out their site to interact with the graphics pictured below.

Dads vs. Lads

We hypothesize that those without children have more time to focus on fantasy football and, therefore, perform better. Let’s dive into those numbers to see which group was better in the 2024 season.

Wins

The Dads: 46 wins

  1. Connor Lamb (6W)
  2. Jordan Bosch (9W)
  3. Matt O’Neil (6W)
  4. Sam Arends (7W)
  5. Spencer Mobley (9W)
  6. Trey Kennedy (9W)

The Lads: 35 wins

  1. Andrew Norton (4W)
  2. Chris Wahrman (3W)
  3. Collin Green (8W)
  4. John Gilmore (8W)
  5. Ryan Zisman (8W)
  6. Travis Cotton (4W)

Points

The Dads: 11,077.58 pts

  1. Connor Lamb (1,763.06 pts)
  2. Jordan Bosch (1,819.78 pts)
  3. Matt O’Neil (1,776.72 pts)
  4. Sam Arends (1,877.12 pts)
  5. Spencer Mobley (1,924.92 pts)
  6. Trey Kennedy (1,915.98 pts)

The Lads: 10,814.64 pts

  1. Andrew Norton (1,903.82 pts)
  2. Chris Wahrman (1,757.18 pts)
  3. Collin Green (1,809.90 pts)
  4. John Gilmore (1,809.30 pts)
  5. Ryan Zisman (1,916.38 pts)
  6. Travis Cotton (1,618.06 pts)

Playoff Appearances:

  1. The Dads: 3
  2. The Lads: 3

Points Per Child:

  1. The Dads: 1,384 pts (8 children)
  2. The Lads: Infinite pts (no children)

While The Dads had demonstrably more wins and points, The Lads had infinitely more points per child. Therefore, our hypothesis was correct, and victory this year goes to The Lads.

Disagree with our take? Let us know why directly in the Sleeper chat.

Week 15 Recap

Extra Points:

  1. Zisman posts a historic 196.88 points, the second-highest playoff weekly total ever.
  2. Mobley follows close with 183.3 points, earning the third-highest playoff total.
  3. Kennedy launches a commissioner campaign after a controversial season.
  4. Green admits to not knowing he won his division.
  5. Arends and Lamb escape toilet bowl contention.
  6. Cotton posts a quiet 140.36 in a bye, while Wahrman limps in with 77.86.

Message of the Week:

Week 16 Preview

Storylines:

  1. Mobley vs. Bosch
    • Tied 1-1 this season; 3-3 all time.
    • Mobley holds a slim all-time point differential (+28).
    • Last 3 Week Averages: Mobley 146 PPG, Bosch 131 PPG.
  2. Zisman vs. Green
    • Zisman leads the season series 1-0 but trails Green all-time, 2-3.
    • Zisman holds a slim all-time point differential (+12).
    • Last 3 Week Averages: Zisman 185 PPG, Green 146 PPG.

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