Week 11 Newsletter
As we cap off Week 11, the intensity is palpable with just 3 weeks remaining in the regular season. The playoff race is tight, featuring five teams sitting at 5-6, all within one game of clinching a playoff spot. However, it’s a critical juncture for Blessed + Highly Favored, as their limited Points For makes any loss a potential forfeiture of their top 6 playoff seeding. Despite being the only team mathematically eliminated from playoff contention, the Florida Men could still win their way out of the Toilet Bowl. Therefore, hope is here for all members of this league.
Today, our office is thrilled to present a unique perspective on the season – the mock records of each team if they had played another team’s schedule. Here’s an example of how to read the charts, listed alphabetically, below:
Blessed and Highly Favored (Current Record: 6-5)
- Given Room 40 🥜’s schedule: 6-4
- Given Moneyball’s schedule: 1-9
- They have not played the FSB Zuggeranuts or the Florida Men so those mock schedules have 11 total games.
These Next Gen Stats show us that no team would have a winning record if given Brockvember’s challenging schedule. Conversely, Samuel Arrends, owner of Moneyball, stands alone in maintaining a losing record, regardless of schedule. In an exclusive interview he said:
Suck my dick. Fantasy Football is stupid, pointless, and I hate it.
Teams with the easiest strength of schedule (those who have the best possible record given all possible mock schedules):
- (1 seed) Room 40 🥜
- (2 seed) The Terrordome
- (3 seed) Kirk Memorial Foundation
- (6 seed) Blessed + Highly Favored
While many believe “wins should be wins,” this investigative journalism shows that the highest ranked teams are the ones with favorable factors outside their control: paltry Points Against and soft Strength of Schedule.
As we gear up for the final three regular season matchups, best of luck to all teams!
Blessed + Highly Favored:
Brockvember:
C-:
Florida Men:
FSB Zuggernauts:
Kennedy Adoption Agency:
Kirk Memorial Foundation:
Moneyball:
Presented by Cyrpto.com:
Rambo 🖕:
Room 40 🥜:
The Show:
The Terrordome:
We-fense:
Thank you,
Office of the Commissioner
KC Guyz 