In a shift of the league’s all-time standings, Spencer Mobley, general manager of the Sunday Scaries, has surpassed Travis Cotton to claim the record for most all-time wins, with 35 victories. As the league’s founding father, first-ever champion, and inaugural commissioner, Mobley’s rise to the top feels inevitable.
Asked what he owed to his success, Mobley stated, “I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.”
Mobley’s Resume by the Numbers:
1. First in All Time Wins:
2. First in Weekly Top 3 Scores:
3. Second in Win Percentage:
4. Fewest Blowout Losses:
5. Second in Total Points:
Cotton, now dethroned from the Most Wins record, faces a more sobering reality. He is the only general manager yet to crack 800 points this season and shows little sign of reclaiming his once-dominant status.
Cowboy Arends Takes a Tumble
Mere days after hosting the party of the year, Sam Arends found himself hogtied by John Gilmore.
The former KC Dawgz owner, and only member of the KC Guyz to miss the birthday celebration, commanded Arends’ L Train to heel. Adding insult to injury, Arends is now without Mike Evans and Deebo Samuel.
Of his bout with Gilmore, Arends observed:
John is a heckuva competitor. We wish him all the success in the world. Knowing him, that’ll be a lot of regular season success, and not so much with the postseason.
Bad Luck or Bad Management?
Is Chris Wahrman the unluckiest manager in league history, or is he just bad at fantasy football? This is the question Wahrman finds himself asking. Our publication ran the numbers to bring you the facts. Despite never having had a winning record and despite being the 2021 Toilet Bowl Champ, this publication is here to tell you that he is not bad at fantasy football, he’s simply one of the least lucky franchises in league history:
Or is he…?
Wahrman’s Resume by the Numbers:
1. Last in Average Points:
2. First in playoff droughts:
3. First in Total Losses:
4. Last in All-Time Draft Rankings:
5. 10th in Team Waiver Rankings:
6. 10th in Manager Rankings:
7. And is last in all time profit (-$450):
In an exclusive interview with Wahrman, even while vacationing in Hawaii, he appeared in low spirits. He lamented, “I don’t even care anymore.”
Perhaps this is a game of skill.
Week 7 Recap
Awards Odds:
Coach of the Year:
- Mobley +100, opened at +300
- Gilmore +200, opened at +270
- Arends +320, opened at +220
- Bosch +350, opened at +100
Chatty Cathy:
- Kennedy -110
- O’Neil +110, opened at +150
- Norton +150, no odds at opening
- Lamb +200, opened at +125
Friendly Ghost:
- Cotton -200, opened at -150
- Green +150, opened at +250
- Wahrman +300
- Bosch +350, opened at +150
In Case You Missed It:
- Lamb and Kennedy splashed up the podcast.
- Arends, grasping with identity, changes team name and logo for third time this season.
- Bosch scores fewest points, injuries catching up to him.
- Lamb wins upset game over Norton, led by Baker Mayfield’s garbage time drive.
- Norton and O’Neil exchange heated debate on fascism.
- Mobley bets $100 on team who couldn’t eclipse 100 points.
- O’Neil becomes first player to win Most Points twice this season.
- Arends acquires Mark Andrews from Gilmore. Andrews would go on to score two touchdowns.
- Green and Cotton might be dead. Haven’t heard from them in weeks.
League Legacy Standings
Message of the Week
Message of the Week Honorable Shoutouts
Week 8 Preview
This Week In History
- Trey Kennedy set the record for the lowest score ever in a single matchup with 57.52 points in 2020.
Matchup Overview
Question of the Week
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